Fine print from the terrace

What this site is

mar.farm is a satirical editorial project and a curated stall. Names, prices, and product notes are commentary. They are not an offer to sell from this domain. If you follow a buy link, you leave the farm and deal with that shop’s own terms, shipping, and privacy policy.

We do not take a cut. We do not run a cart. Product names belong to their owners. Parody of the slow-living catalog is the point, not a claim that those people endorse the olives.

Privacy — and cookies

The Late Letter form asks for an email so the joke can finish. That address is not sent to a server, not written to a list, and not sold. The only thing stored is a local flag in your browser so the form does not keep asking. Clear the site data and the flag is gone.

We do not set our own advertising or analytics cookies. The ones falling on this page are drawings. They do not crumble into your browser. The host that serves the page may keep ordinary technical logs (time, browser, address) to keep the lights on. If that host adds its own tools, those tools are theirs.

Instagram and TikTok are separate controllers. Visiting @urafarmersmarket or @aurafarmersmarket is their processing, not ours.

If you are in the EU or UK

Because we do not collect or store your email, there is no mailing-list file to access, correct, or erase. You can still ask what we hold: at present, nothing identifiable from the letter form. A cookie wall is not shown because we do not drop non-essential cookies of our own — only the illustrated kind.

If the farm ever starts a real list, that change will be written here first, with a proper basis and a way to leave.

California and similar laws

We do not sell or share personal information for cross-context advertising. There is no “do not sell” toggle because there is nothing on the stall to sell but jokes and outbound links.